Frequently Asked Questions
Are these shirts good quality?
Yes. We didn’t cut corners. Only expectations.
Will this shirt change my life?
No. But it might improve a conversation by 3–7%.
What size should I get?
The one you usually wear. We’re not trying to surprise you.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes. Shirts travel well.
Can I return it?
If something’s wrong, yes.
If you changed your mind, also yes, within reason. We’re not monsters.
Why are the designs so simple?
Because complicated doesn’t always mean better.
Who writes the text on the shirts?
A human. One at a time.
Is this a brand?
Technically. But let’s not make it a whole thing.